When "Lord, where do you find them and why do you keep sending them to me?"

 When desperate times require desperate measures: kiss even a frog to get your prince charming.

 When you can't even say "Hi" to your crush.

 When "Are you talking to me?".

 When I don't know what to do with myself.

 When life's a breeze.

When I'm standing in line.

 

 When it escalates quickly.

 When they strike right under the belt.

When it's getting hot in here. 

 

 When payback has to be quick and nasty.

 When things are looking up.

 When gazing at my shoes seems like the practical thing to do. 

 When they call me ¨beautiful girl¨ although I am plain looking.

When they keep telling me lies and I know the truth and they keep telling me lies and I still know the truth. 

 When I'm being provoked.

When I hear a song that goes ¨Touch my body, touch me there¨.

 When I copy a famous person thinking I can get away with it. 

 When they tell you "Oh, you've guessed, you don't know" while intuition is a form of knowledge. 

 When I hear sleazy music played by morons to convince me to get laid.